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A Cornsortium of Cornscious Topics:

American Airlines Launches Zero Emissions Zeppelin Service

Starting next month, American Airlines will replace jet service on the transatlantic sector with solar powered LZ-2 airships – at zero emissions. The new 100% photovoltaic powered vessels will transport up to 500 people in the lap of luxury, featuring private suites, bars and restaurants, spectacular lounges, and an 18-hole frisbee golf course.


Swiss Mountain Cleaners Jump into Action

In Switzerland tourism is something they take seriously along with watches, cheese and chocolate. What very few people realize is that there is a dedicated team of Swiss mountain cleaners who keep the bird poop, dirt, dust and grime off of the Alps and all of the other mountains in Switzerland.

These Swiss mountain cleaners are armed with brooms, mountain climbing equipment, water, cleaners, rope, helmets and are lead by the watchful eyes of the team leader. The mountain cleaners will scale the rocky cliffs to where the reported bird poop lay and clean it off quickly.

They may even pull out their ropes and floss a crevice or two. And upon each peak of the mountain they will pull out a ShamWow and give a good polish to the top.

 Swiss Mountain Cleaners 

Battle of the Network Monks

‘A Monk Getting Cornsured’

Fox Network has rolled out a new reality TV show, “America’s Next Top Monk” that pits humble, celibate men against each other in a battle to win coveted titles.

According a Fox Network spokesman, “Ten monks, who have been chosen from Christian and Buddhist monasteries across the country, compete against each other in various categories, such as meditation/prayer, chanting, fruitcake baking, and fasting. “

For more info see: Top Monks

Oprah Named Fourth Person of the Trinity

Popular talk show host deemed to be consubstantial and co-equal with God the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit.

VATICAN CITY, APRIL 1 — Oprah Winfrey has been declared the fourth person of the Trinity, according to an astonishing new theological agreement hammered out by the world’s major Christian denominations. Along with the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit, the popular talk show host will be recognized as one person in the sacred and indivisible unity of the Godhead–or Quadhead, as the updated Trinity will now be called.

For more info see: Oprah Trinity

And in this Corner:

“Ooooooh Nooooooo!”

 Don’t Get Fooled!

(kinda corny…we know)

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